Traffic Jam Expert 3 Oversized Premium T-Shirt

By now, you're not just a victim of traffic. You're a franchise. Presenting Traffic Jam Expert 3 — the third instalment in Lafantar’s most painfully relatable saga, where you play the lead role in a never-ending thriller titled “Signal inda signal varge.”

This 240 GSM oversized premium tee is for the real legends who have accepted that 60% of their lives will be spent staring at bumpers, arguing with Google Maps, and questioning every life decision that led to this moment.

Certified suitable for:

• People who now measure distance in hours, not kilometers

• Folks who’ve reached full spiritual awakening... while stuck behind a herd of cows

• Experts in creative swearing, lane cutting, and screaming internally

This T-shirt is softer than the patience you’ve lost and bolder than the guy who overtook from the wrong side. It doesn’t just express sarcasm — it idles in it with the handbrake on.

So if you’ve seen it all, beeped at it all, and aged 3 years in one jam — wear this tee like your daily commuter’s badge of honour.
Because let’s be honest — Traffic Jam Expert 3 deserves an award. And maybe a flyover.