Too Dead To Die Oversized Premium 240 GSM T-Shirt
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What do you call someone who’s already too far gone to be scared?
A legend. A vibe. A walking ghost with drip. ☠️🔥
Introducing the ‘Too Dead To Die’ oversized T-shirt by Lafantar – designed for the ones who’ve seen it all, done it all, and now just casually haunt the streets with style.
Perfect for:
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Bikers who don’t fear the road – the road fears them.
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People whose soul left their body but they still show up like “What’s next, bro?”
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Friends who reply to “Bro, you alive?” with “Just barely.”
Made with 240 GSM premium cotton – heavy, solid, and durable enough to handle long rides, bad decisions, and surprise street food attacks. Oversized fit – because when you’re too dead to die, you need room for your unbothered energy.
Wearing this T-shirt might cause:
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Strangers staring like you just came out of a Tarantino movie.
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Aunties praying you don’t curse their sons with your swag.
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Random people asking “Bro, you good?” (Answer: Nah, but thanks.)
This isn’t just a T-shirt – it’s your official ‘zero fear’ badge.
When life can’t kill you, wear it on your chest. Too dead to die.