Kancha Kola Oversized Premium T-Shirt
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This one’s for the overconfident rookies, the self-declared experts, and everyone who screams “Bro I know!” — and then proves they absolutely don’t.
Introducing the Kancha Kola tee.
Literally means “raw banana” in Bengali slang, but metaphorically? It’s you. It’s all of us — pretending to be ripe and ready, while still figuring out where the plug point is for the microwave.
You’re a certified Kancha Kola if:
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You give relationship advice but get ghosted on read receipts
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You say "Trust me bro" with zero facts
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You’ve been learning guitar since 2017 but still play “Happy Birthday”
Made from heavy-weight cotton with a fit as loose as your grip on life, this oversized tee is for those who:
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Speak like philosophers, act like cartoons
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Show confidence first, talent later
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Fall down publicly, but stand up stylishly
Go ahead. Embrace your immaturity with pride.
Because being a Kancha Kola is not a phase — it’s a whole identity.