Gojmura Certified Oversized Premium T-Shirt

Introducing the official badge for the unfiltered, unapologetic, and absolutely unpredictable — Gojmura Certified.

In desi slang, Gojmura means hot-headed, explosive, ready to fight first, ask questions never. This is for people who don’t have anger issues — they have anger branding.

You are Gojmura Certified if:

• You’ve said “I’m fine” and then created a full-blown emotional earthquake

• You react before reading the full message

• Your blood group is basically Tadka

This 240 GSM premium oversized T-shirt is heavy-duty — just like your reactions. Super comfy, but dangerous when provoked.
Perfect for:

• Mood swings

• Family arguments

• Passive-aggressive grocery trips

Bold, loud, and built to survive meltdowns. Wear it as a warning or a confession — either way, people will keep their distance.