Figure Hodithidde Oversized Premium T-Shirt

You didn’t ask for drama — it just latched onto you like a toxic playlist.
Introducing Figure Hodithidde — Lafantar’s oversized 240 GSM premium tee for those who fell… not in love, but in lifelong regret.

This T-shirt is for every poor soul who dared to “catch feelings” and is now catching headaches, flashbacks, and random playlist breakdowns at 2AM. You thought it was romance — turns out it was just karma in lipstick.

Perfect for:

• The guy who thought she was “different” (spoiler: she wasn’t)

• That friend who still checks their ex’s Instagram like it’s market research

• People who now respond to “How are you?” with a blank stare and 10-minute silence

This tee doesn’t just say “I’ve been through it.”
It screams: “Bro, I hodithidde. I’m not okay, but at least I look fabulous while spiraling.”

So wear your pain. Flaunt your heartbreak.
And when someone asks what happened, just sigh and say:
Figure hodithidde. Full damage-u.