Dabbed Out Oversized Premium 240 GSM T-Shirt

You know that dead-faced, no-blinking, gravity-is-optional look? Yeah. That’s Dabbed Out.

Introducing the ‘Dabbed Out’ oversized T-shirt by Lafantar – for those who’ve flown past “chill” and landed straight in outer snack space. This tee is not for the weak. It’s for the certified dab warriors who have mastered the art of one hit, instant couch lock.

Perfect for:

• The friend who says “I’m good” but still takes one more hit.

• Living room astronauts.

• People who communicate in long, slow blinks.

Made with 240 GSM premium cotton – thick, cozy, and tough enough to survive post-dab naps, snack storms, and the occasional “Wait, where am I?” Oversized fit – because tight clothes and dabs don’t mix, bro.

Wearing this T-shirt might cause:

• Fellow stoners giving you quiet respect nods.

• Strangers offering water because you look gone.

• Your mom asking, “What does dabbed out mean?” (you: “It’s a dance step, maa. Don’t worry.”)

This isn’t just a T-shirt. It’s a public service announcement:
I’m here, I’m high, I’m probably not getting up anytime soon.

Dabbed out. Zoned out. Vibes only.