Not all heroes wear capes.
Some wear oversized Lafantar tees and master the art of zero scenes given.
Introducing the quietest, chillest, most emotionally unavailable fashion saga of all time — the Scene Illa Guru Trilogy.
No dramatic entries. No OTT backstories. Just raw, unbothered vibes stitched in 240 GSM of peak sarcasm.
Scene Illa Guru – Part 1: The Origin Story
You’ve always been calm.
Maybe too calm.
While the world was out there fighting over text replies and weekend plans, you were silently judging in a corner.
Your spirit animal? A Do Not Disturb sign.
This is where it all began: Scene Illa Guru
Scene Illa Guru 2 – The Ghost Protocol
In Part 2, you've leveled up.
You're now socially invisible. Emotionally MIA. You RSVP “maybe” and never show up. People say “Where have you been?” and you say “Exactly.”
You’ve left more people on read than Instagram has notifications.
You don’t skip drama — drama skips you.
Revisit this chill masterpiece here: Scene Illa Guru 2
Scene Illa Guru 3 – The Final Evolution
You’ve achieved enlightenment.
Nothing moves you. Not exes, not your boss, not even traffic. You float above the noise — emotionally disconnected and fashionably oversized.
This is not just a T-shirt. It’s your resignation letter from caring.
Scene? Never heard of her.
Complete your spiritual outfit here: Scene Illa Guru 3
Why the Scene Illa Series is a Lifestyle:
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240 GSM thick fabric, thinner emotional investment
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Oversized fit for maximum comfort and minimal participation
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Worn by chill legends, underreactors, and all who believe “less talk, more vibe”
Whether you’re ignoring drama, skipping functions, or replying after 4-6 business months — there’s a Scene Illa Guru tee made just for you.
Conclusion:
In a world full of main characters, be the background energy.
Let others fight, flex, and fake it — you?
You just sip your chai and keep your Scene Illa Guru tee clean.
Because sometimes, the most powerful statement is no statement at all.
Just vibes.
Scene Illa. Always.
